What have I been doing besides not entertaining you?

Well, I’ve been busy increasing the potential size of my carbon footprint.
Or, as Redoubt will tell you, the last time he saw me I was at WallyWorld, getting ready to go out to the woods with a smoky old chainsaw in a gas guzzler to cut firewood.

Now, I’ve been thinking about that and I think that I see a way for You to help the environment and for me to make a few bucks.

The Rabbit Journal and Rabbit Run Greater Cow Emporium proudly introduce “Rabbit Run Carbon Set Reductions™” that are now available for purchase.
You can specify which “Rabbit Run Carbon Set Reductions™” you wish me to apply your purchase.

For $10 a month, I decrease my use of the wood burning stove by 1%.

$10 a month, and I will switch to a gas grill for that month. $20 and I’ll use an electric one.

$20 a month and I reduce my potential cow herd by 1. ( The EPA might have you paying this one in higher meat costs anyway)

For $100 a month, I’ll plant one acre of pasture in trees*.

For the cost +15% ( to cover taxes, fees and such) of a new environmentally friendly vehicle and I’ll retire my 1980 cj5 and 1985 Pathfinder.

Check each month for new and exciting “Rabbit Run Carbon Set Reductions™” * that you can purchase to help save Mother Earth.

The purchase of “Rabbit Run Carbon Set Reductions™” make an excellent teaching tool for school projects and are eligible for special government educator’s rates of +5%.

Can you imagine the joy on your child’s face this Christmas or birthday when they open up their beautifully done “Rabbit Run Carbon Set Reductions™” card (on recycled paper, of course) showing a picture of the hog, cow or vehicle that they helped remove from the planet and reduce their co2 emissions.
Or, if you choose, you can sponsor “Rabbit Run Carbon Set Reductions™” Deer Reduction plan for a special price of $100 a head. The Deer Reductions will reduce the population of these deadly menaces to the planet that not only emit co2, but also cause vehicle accidents and raise insurance rates.
The Children will be happy knowing that they have helped save the planet from global warming, or global cooling or rising sea levels or receding shorelines or the rapid release of magma or the terror of tornadoes, or vehicle accidents or high cholesterol from red meat.
A “Rabbit Run Carbon Set” truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

* When funds drop below prescribed limits, the chainsaw comes out, the vehicles are gassed up.

*Coming soon: Cholesterol offsets. The guilt free way to pig out